Me No Words Back Blurb
Okay, but for reals, I suck at writing back cover blurbs. And titles. And synopses.
How is it I can pen a 75K-word novel no problem, but come time to write the back cover blurb, my verbal capacity transforms into that of a 16-year-old boy faced with his prom date's glaring father?
It's, like, you know, when, uh...
Okay, imagine mean people with, like, scary yellow eyes!
Romance and funnies and, like, tons of animals!
And, you know, there's a car. And then the cat pees on someone's leg!
Me no sex, sir!
READ THIS NOVEL!